ugh, have you heard?

chris brown hit rihanna, because she gave him herpes.

i could stop there, and this would probably be a perfectly legitimate blog post, but you might be questioning why i bothered telling you this…
ironically enough, its because i dont give a shit, and because true or false, either way it sucks for chris brown and rihanna.

think about it:
on one hand, we have another couple of dumbass celebrities, neither of whom i can like anymore. chris brown is a womanizing hater, and rihanna is a slut. great, whats new… i think we are due for another celebrity in prison, and an attention grabbing meltdown.

on the other hand, we have a ridiculously blown up paparazzi story, that the american public is going to eat up, and then completely disregard when it turns out to be false. you never read the truth AFTER a fuckup in tabloids.

“turns out, all that happened was that chris brown slapped rihanna, after her unshaved nether region stubble left the avid spin class fan with a horrible rash”

I honestly want this story to turn out false, not because i want people to wake up and realize the triviality of all the stuff they are taught to respond to, not even because despise i abusers and disrespect whores (from a distance)…but because ive always wondered why rihanna’s forehead is so big, and why chris brown always wears such baggy pants.